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Exchange Rate

It happens to a lot of men who say for ladies they've a yen until one meets a special she and then what changes come to be! She looks: the senses start to race. She smiles: sunshine lights up the place. She speaks, and at that magic sound his heart begins to pound and pound. And so he's bound to face it then, One pound is worth five thousand yen.

Retorts
With voices raised and tempers high, how sad it is that in reply, the words we need to devastate always reach our lips too late.