Arthur used to mention, often, and with great passion, that he was not pleased with our late (Conservative) Government's decision that a pint of beer should include the froth "At least 95% of the beer served must be liquid", they tell us; do we now assume that a box of a dozen eggs may contain not less than eleven? Why anyone should want to drink half the junk served in pubs beats me; I thought the pint was dear when it went over 2/-. At the time I was paying up to half-a-crown in London pubs, the basic price of State Beer (in Carlisle) was 1s8d. The SMS (State Management Scheme) was about the only bit of nationalisation that Great-Uncle Arthur approved of - mainly because it was decent beer, and also because it was the only bit of nationalised industry that ever showed a consistent profit while keeping prices low (as long as you didn't mind the spit-and-sawdust decor)... |
All of which reminds me that I gave up me favourite cigarettes in the goldpacket when the powersthatbe stuck 4d on & raised them from 4/7 to 4/11 and I wasn't paying no-one 5 bob for a packet of fags, so there. Interesting how the memory retains little interesting (fascinating, even) anecdotes and conversation-stoppers from all them years ago while not being able to retain a simple thought like what sort of sandwich we had for lunch today or was it a bun and a cuppa and what the hell is going on I can't remember where I put whatever it was I thought I might have been looking for or did I just wander in here not knowing what I wanted as usual? Life would be a lot more complicated if everything were simple, Arthur used to say. |
More about Great Uncle Arthur; his career |
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Great Uncle Arthur used to mutter curses on the NHS because his doctor couldn't give him anything for his coated tongue problem - and often complained that his tongue just wouldn't fit his mouth in the morning. Something confused to do with bottoms of bird cages going past in a rainbow whirly two at a time. (Or was that something they had at Battersea Fun Fair - or was it in the Dome of Discovery just past the Skylon? It wasn't just Coleridge got lost in Xanadu. Probably used the same map as Arthur - the one he borrowed from a certain Bellman.) |