Extracts from his Medical records... | |
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(Cannot read all the notes - what passes for writing could just as
easily be the trail of a rather deranged spider from the ink-well
to the sink. NB - ask Gandalf if it might be elven script or
even hobbit hieroglyphics (in their case more likely to be
loweroglyphics). (The young lady on the right has nothing to do with these extracts; she just happens to be Uncle Albert's favourite tv actress) |
If it be true, as I've been told -
That all which glitters is not gold,
'Tis also true - just think of it -
That all which smells need not be manure.
We understand that he has written much more but have advised him that our computer lacks sufficient space to contain all his literary masterpieces, there being without doubt so many places into which said items might be inserted with pleasure and profit to all...
Come back Spock, Jim says all is forgiven...
Perhaps we ought to have an NHS Philosophy Section to which we can refer those like Arthur who worry about the whys and wherefores of Existence. He thinks it might be connected with the square root of minus 1 - and why not? But it's all very confusing, really, & you can't get the wood, you know.