Uncle Albert's Odd Moments

"Ah, but my Computations, People say,
Have squared the Year to human compass, eh? ..."
"Look here, upon this picture
- and on this ..."
Now you can change this image for a younger one
- some forty years younger... and it don't seem a day too much ...
just by passing your mouse over the picture. Fiendish clever, this...
all done by mirrors, you know.

What's on Albert's Pages:
I don't like packets
Where the ounces are in brackets.

Here I stand on my home ground
Measured by the inch and foot
And weighed by stone and pound